the republican party with money and votes and then keep the party in
political power as much as possible to decrease any government
counteractions to our goals.
we enlist one-issue-zealot voters blind to everything else:
||Convince the NRA and gun
owners that the opposing party will take their guns away regardless of
the truth. They are already paranoid and just tell them everyone is
out to get them and they will vote to keep their guns. Prevent any
funding of research that may reveal otherwise.
||These people need to keep
thinking that this is the worst kind of murder. They don't care much
about anything else so they are easy votes. We don't actually have to
do anything about the issue, just say we are on their side.
||Even though there really is
no god, these people will die defending and propagating their religion.
Tell them we are defending their religious rights then we
have their votes. Since 70% of the citizens and even a larger share of
common Republican voters are Christian, we need to focus on them.
Plus, since they are trained to believe lies every Sunday, they will
accept anything we tell them.
||Most of our wealth comes
from oil, gas and coal. There is still about 100 trillion dollars in
the ground and we don't want to lose that money no matter what happens
to those pathetic polar bears. Use our media to generate doubt about
climage change. Keep the government and environmentalists from
restricting our access to this wealth.
||Instill fear of immigrants
to our voters. Even though immigrants are poor and willing to take on the
most undesirable jobs and be good citizens, we need to keep them out
so they don't form a voting block against the Republican party.
vote getting and wealth creating methods for us:
|Convince voters the other
party is doing less for them than ours is.
||Unfortunately Bush and Trump
have made us look bad, but simply blame all problems on the Democrats.
If they are in power don't let them do anything "good". The average
voter is not smart enough to know and understand what is really going
on. To our advantage, "leaders" like Trump are amazingly easy to
manipulate using flattery.
|Immigration and fear of
others can be used to get votes.
||Make people think that
foreigners are out to get them, take their jobs, kill them though
terrorism... Voters want a party that says they will "protect" them
regardless of what the party really does.
|Promise promise promise...
||Delivery is not mandatory.
As Hitler noted, if you repeat things enough, the people believe them.
|Keep education down
||Educated voters and critical
thinkers might see through our obfuscation of facts and vote against
us. Support private schools which will weaken public schools. The
private schools focus more on religion rather than science, helping
with our voter base.
|Control the media
||- Use FOX news to promote
our agenda as valid news. Support talk shows to help brainwash the
weak minded into believing the Republicans are working in their best
interest. Buy up as many media outlets as we can to suppress
|Science is bad
||Convince voters that science
and logic don't work and people working on these subjects are stealing
their tax dollars on bogus "research".
|Kill health care...
||Most of our taxes go to
health care and social security. The more we cut these, the more we
can keep for our wealthy. The sick cannot focus on voting. The healthy
don't have to pay as much for healthcare and therefore will vote for
||The voters like this
effective bribe. It also helps weaken the government and prevents it
from regulating our methods of acquiring wealth. You should be proud
of how our tax cut increased every citizens share of the
national debt by $4,500 while having to only give the non-wealthy an
average tax cut of $1,000. The other $3,500 times the population (about
one trillion) goes to us! Also, note how we cleverly make the tax cut
go away for the non-wealthy at the point in time when the Democrats
might take over. Then we can blame them for the tax increase at that
||Trump is great at continually
distracting the news and public from our real goals by tweeting
outrageous ideas and decisions. Everyone is so tied up dealing
with the latest daily nonsense that they don't have time to
investigate what we are really doing. Thanks Donald!
||We need to control the
supreme court! Those are lifetime appointments and may be our only
way to save us from prison if the Democrats take over. Kavanaugh is
totally on our side and ready to give us revenge on anything the
Democrats do to us. We should be able to ramrod him through the
||We hope Trump will stand
firm on insisting for the wall by shutting down the government for
a long time or declaring a national emergency. With any luck, we won't have to pay taxes this year and
if the Democrats give in, then Trump can effectively be a dictator
which would really help us more endowed folk. With a national emergency in place, Trump may be able to
delay any further elections keeping us in power longer.
||We have a new underground
Republican Party and Trump supporter: Howard Schultz! He will help
us divide the Democratic vote which should let Trump win the 2020 election.
Thank you Howard!!!
Thank you attorney general Barr for white washing the Mueller report as promised!